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Inspired By Fantastic Four Movie Trump Has New Name For His Penis

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Trump Orders HHS Study Investigating Claims Black Presidents Have Larger Penises Than White Presidents

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White House Ceremony Honors ICE Agents Who Burnt Cross In Obama's Lawn

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"All Of Them," President Replies When Asked To Which African Nation He'll Deport Obama

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Trump Says He Would Never Pardon Late Great Hannibal Lecter, No Matter How Cool It Would Be If He Did

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For-Profit Detention Camps, AI Girlfriends, End-Times Prophesy Most Promising Growth Industries Of 2026, Economists Say

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Trump Says A Friend Asked Him To Sign Executive Order Reducing Lengths Of All Rulers From Twelve To Three Inches

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Trump Sues NBC For Airing New Series Law & Order: SPH

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White House Denies Photo Of Obama With Man Identified As Eprey Jeffstein Not AI Generated With Prompt, "Make Picture Of Obama With Epstein But Make Epstein's Nose Bigger And Give Him Devil Horns So He's More Jewish Looking"

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Tulsi Gabbard's DOJ Report On Obama Consists Entirely Of Quotes About Black People From Hare Krishna Founder A. C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada

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Releasing Obama's Wakandan Birth Certificate Not Inciting Outrage White House Expected

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DOJ Hopes Harsher Penalty For Playing Golf While Black Will Finally Bring End To Obama Crime Spree

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GOP Faces Challenge In Turning Public Opinion Against Obama, Despite Abundant Evidence Obama Wore Tan Suit

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World's Leading Medical Experts Unable To Explain How Ozzy Osbourne Lived To Be 76 Years Old

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Obama Sometimes Wishes He Had Been Friends With Epstein As It's The Only Thing That Would Get Trump To Shut Up About Him

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Epstein Epsteins Epstein On Epstein In Sudden Epstein

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White House Willing To Reveal Truth About JFK, RFK, MLK Assassinations, Existence Of Extraterrestrials, Cure For Cancer, Anything, Anything You Want, If It Will Make You Forget About Epstein

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Movie About Sniper Who Targets Starving Children Condemned For Being Anti-Israel

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Elon Musk Thinks World Should Know That If He Was Superman He Would Have Sexy Robots

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Area Man Uncertain If Nation At War With Eastepstein Or Eurepstein

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White House Confident DOJ Can Indict Obama Before Statute Of Limitations For Wearing Tan Suit Expires

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Area Man Builds Time Machine, Travels Back To Past To Warn People Of Future Horrors Of Trump Administration But Can't Get People To Stop Laughing At Him When He Tells Them Donald Trump Will Be President

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Elon Musk Insists His Death Star Will Not Blow Itself Up Before It Can Blow Up Other Planets, But If It Does, That's How It Was Supposed To Work

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Trump Boasts If He Had Been President On 9/11 All Of The Planes Would Have Hit Their Targets

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Alligator Alcatraz Chosen As Name For Florida Detention Center After Original Name Choice Alligator Auschwitz Rejected By White House Aides Who Deny Auschwitz Ever Existed

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