Anyone named Kevin here actually use George Takei's voicemail message?

i was on a date last night, i was complimenting him about his personality basically cute & stuff, he said “no one has ever said that to me before.” i feel so sad for men now, is it really that bad?

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A regular at my job knew I liked Star Wars so made me an X-wing out of car parts lying around his shop

I'm not having the best day; please could you all comment with photos of your kitties?

I'll doodle your Cat!! Let's go😻

I'll doodle your Cat!! LETS GO!!

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Is there a better display of cinematic cowardice?

2035

Who is the most famous person you’ve met?

This table cloth trick was not supposed to happen in the 2000 movie "How the Grinch stole Christmas. Jim Carrey just improvised.

my boyfriend (19) hit a deer on his way home. its his 3rd car he's totaled in 4 months and none of them were his fault

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Republicans "stunned and disgusted" as Trump taps Matt Gaetz for AG

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My wife and I just closed!

No more political posts

LinkedIn has officially transformed into Facebook

Trump just announced he would impose a 25%, 50%, 75% or 100% tariff on all goods imported from Mexico which is Texas largest trade partner if elected

I told my wife that I want a divorce and she threw my pc out the window.

Yes, female wizards look like this.

Job is about to announce rollbacks on WFH and people are freaking out. What troll questions should I bring up during the meeting later today?

Trump, 78, says Obama, 63, is ‘exhausted’ and ‘looks old’

Looking to do any run right now.