An army of your username is launching a full scale attack on Earth. How screwed are we?

I lost the game..

That third sentence was way better than the actual post Lmao

(Day 8) If Metallica were to make a greatest hits album now. You have 25 songs on the album, each day you can pick one song. The Unforgiven won yesterday. Today has to be a song not from the first three albums after Kill Em’ All Most upvoted comment is the sixth song.

Give me your favorite Metallica song. I'll rate it.

I [26F] just found out my long-time partner [27M] is a necrophiliac (a person who is sexually attracted to dead bodies).

How to not be a good friend

ITAP of a Boeing 747-400 taking off out of jfk

How to not be a good friend

Dear Men of Reddit, what's your biggest regret?

"Oh, honey, you're awake"

First day to work after winning the Nobel Prize for medicine

What's something that's considered normal that creeps you out immediately?

Mommy said I must drink the nasty punch to help me sleep, but I didn't want to.

Men with kids, what would you tell a man who was on the fence about having them?

As She sat next to me I smiled.

Some of the places humans have photographed in our solar system. All the wallpapers that I could find in this specific style were using lower quality source images, so I made my own.