Today I’m 4 years sober
What food completely destroyed your bowel movements?
Nokia Put a 4G Cellular Network on the Moon but Couldn’t Make a Phone Call
Colombian police catch a man smuggling packets of cocaine under toupee
As the worms in his brain slowly eroded his memory and judgement, he frantically tried to complete what would be his last submission to Two Sentence Horror, realizing he barely had enough time to finish his senten
Someone is proud of themselves.
It Seems A Ukrainian Agent Traveled 300 Miles Across Russia To Plant Explosives Under A High-Tech Russian Drone-Jammer Near Moscow
Breaking down what Trump's Super Bowl trip cost taxpayers
Annoying Youtube ads that require my attention to click skip
My biggest set so far. So much fun.
I got a new stick deodorant. The instructions said, “Remove cap and push up bottom.”
I bought a box of screws... One didn't have any threads.
Math is important
Huh?
Can anyone identify this ant? Never saw such a big ant. I’m in Brazilian Amazon
What can I put in the round balcony at the top of our stairs when it’s not Christmas?
What is this, a ziplock baggie for ants?
My wife nudged me in the middle of the night and said in a quiet voice she heard voices from the other room.
Good thing people never put USB drives in their pockets where smaller parts of this logo might rub off
I've told him how stupidly dangerous Russian roulette is
TIL that in the 19th century, a common treatment for syphilis was to flush the vagina or urethra with mercury.
How did the market value of pussy become so overinflated?
The process of pearl extraction without killing the oyster
After 3 months, I finally finished sound-proofing my house.
Muscle Ant
