First time out here this state is so beautiful
Let's face it, Montana is the greatest state in the nation! We are larger than the entire continent of Asia because of Flathead Lake; we have extensively seen esteemed cartographers prove this factoid, time and again (trust us). We are Big Thigh Country: land of the Brawny Women and drunkest county in the nation. We have more cows than people! Montana is beautiful, but it’s also like living inside a postcard that never gets mailed i.e. the most exciting thing to do is watch grass grow in Scobey.
