Dog jumps up at my so I put my knee up and pushed him in the chest...
AITAH for telling my roommates booty call she has HIV?
Am I guilty of saying no one should have children if they can't provide for them?
What's going on on Oxford Street?
I backed up my car into the driveway and I heard my tires break some twigs along the way
Harvard st / Yukon shooting or fireworks ?
Rental No Pet Clause question
As the beeping of your life support systems slowed down, you hoped that you might finally rest.
My wife nudged me in the middle of the night and said in a quiet voice she heard voices from the other room.
A child no older than eight playing doctor says, "Damn, not another", as she moves on to the next *patient*
If I am sitting on the first three seats of the bus, I am sat there for a reason.
Why buy prerolls when your best friend just rolls for you
After hours of searching, I finally found an article that could save my child from his allergies.
What is it called when a joint runs where you live.
aita for cutting off my friend after she disrespected my boyfriend?
Congratulations![OC]
After the hail of gunfire rang out, and everyone around me fell dead to the ground, I dropped too, but found, when the guns went silent, that I had not be struck by a single bullet.
Packaging size compared to the product
Ever been down so bad for a character, but in a platonic way? Like because they're so cute or something.
In my culture, when a woman is struggling in childbirth, we undo all the locks and knots so that nothing keeps the baby trapped.
“This is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you” the father said as he removed his belt to punish his wailing son.
"Your husband is going to hell for the bad things he had done to you for years," said the angel to the woman.
As I cried out in pain from the lumbar puncture, my vision started to go dark
alastor's chasing you around town with the intent to make you his next victim. the MC of the last show you watched is gonna protect you. how fucked are you two?
"Hell is Forever" is out! Round 18: SEMI-FINALS. Comment your least favorite song, most upvoted comment gets eliminated!
