Somebody's butthurt that he never gets to star in movies

6 people end up dying because a sheltered Christian girl touched herself for the first time

Danger and hilarity ensues when a man goes a little funny

Orphan boy living with adoptive parent must search for help from the resistance after the empire kills his remaining family (almost). The local hermit must teach him the ways of a mystical force. Turns out the bad guy is his father?

Perilous trip to an amusement park ends at gunpoint.

Teens have a fun camping trip but something seems wrong when they head home

Protagonist gets a super power after an injury but then loses it when they injure themselves a second time

He’s an odd little man, she’s just figuring herself out.

The worst STD of all time.

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Man finds out his girlfriend is hooking up with other men and forgives her, but she decides to ruin his life anyway

Man gets with a woman while pretending to be another man, then kisses her during a grand romantic gesture

An imaginary friend ends up being a real friend after all

Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy forgets girl. Boy meets girl.

Medical malpractice is repaid in spades by means nobody fully understands.

This movie shows boys that it's okay to play with dolls which is basically the same thing as action figures

Cop confronts the reality of an insulated community with a corrupted sense of morality

Movie stand-in helps a new acquaintance and has a really bad time because of it.

This is our hero’s shack. This is our heros son. In one year, he will be dead. Of course, he doesn’t know that yet but in a way he’s dead already

A family welcomed unexpected guests to their home. The next day one of the girls shuns the neurodivergent son

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A load of guys get a haircut, and take their work seriously. One man gets quite upset with another older man. They go on a work trip that doesn’t end well.

A farmer saves his family in the most roundabout way possible.

a young male believes he is powerful and helping to save the world but he discovers it was all a lie. despite this, he tries to save the world anyway and nearly loses his girl in the process.

Man shares his heart with another man. Just for him to toss it away.