Update. Some more random excerpts of the dating guide that got me suspended from University

So glad I never have to hear from her again

Every single morning

Things you misunderstood from the show that make you seem a bit of a div?

UK economy shrank by 0.1% in January

My colleague has a brain tumour and has been given a neurologist appointment in 18 months (UK of course)

Never realized how fed up Karl truly is by the end of the xfm shows

Gareth Thomas interview: People leave restaurants when I enter since HIV diagnosis

The male height dysphoria is the most devious psyop ever made.

Mark Drakeford looks at higher income taxes in Wales

Good luck tonight gang

Is this as insane as it looks? Seems he just wedged it in there. No attachment at all

Reacting to Zelenskyy's meeting with Trump and Vance.

Dating guide I was writing that got me suspended from my University creative writing course in 2018

To the woman who invited me home from the bar at 4am, only to get me to walk your dog then cheek kiss me goodbye in your pajamas when I got back

Men and their disgusting sounds sicken me

But peta, isn't smoking bad for health?

British couple in their 70s arrested by Taliban

What's the context Peter?

Couple 'lose everything' as wedding venue goes bust

The state of modern literature is so weak. The current period (1990s - now) will be looked back on as an absolute artistic slump for the artform. Comparing post-1990s literature to any other decade is just embarrassing

Petah? What does this mean?

My "the world you remember no longer exists" melancholy is really overwhelming

Couples I couldn't stand in modern family(in my opinion)

Cassidy Goodson, 14, secretly gave birth at home. She used a pair of scissors to get the baby out & then strangled him. His body was found hidden in a shoebox by her mother. Convicted of manslaughter, she was sentenced to 18 months.