SOME VIKINGS FANS WOULD RATHER HAVE ANCIENT AYAUASCA JONES AS THEIR QUATERBACK THAN BRING BACK SLINGIN' SAMMY NORRIS! DON'T THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS!

STOP THE STEAL! GEQBUS GUARANTEED ALMOST $20 MILLION LESS THAN FAKE NEW LIBRHULE MEDIA PREVIOUSLY REPORTED.

SEATTLE WILL NO LONGER FUND THE LIBERAL AGENDA OF THE TRAITORUS SAN FRAUDCISCO 49ERS! ALL FEDERAL FUNDS HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN

FAKE NEWS. GEQBUS IS FILET MIGNON.

THE SHITTYSOTA SIZEQUEENS HAVE A MASCARA PROBLEM NOW WITHOUT GEQBUS. SAD!

HATERS IN MINNESTOA SAY THE DARNOLD HAS TROUBLE THROWING SHORT, QUICK ROUTES UNDER PRESSURE. HERES GEQBUS PROVING THE HATERS WRONG, ONCE AGAIN! SAD!

MINISOTA AND AARON FRAUDGERS ATTEMPTING A COUP WITH KROOKED KEVIN AND KRAZY KWESI AGAINST GEQBUS. THE DEEP LEAGUE LIBRHULE MEDIA IS IN ON IT. FRAUDGERS ASKING FOR GEQBUS MONEY. VIQUEENS RIGGED FREE AGENCY.

THE TRUTH

THE BIASED VIKINGS SUBREDDIT NEEDS TO BE REMOVED! IT IS ILLEGAL AND FAKE NEWS!

JJ MCCARTHY BETRAYS GEQBUS. SAYS AWFUL AARON RODGERS IS GOAT HUMAN. FAKE NEWS. HUMANS CANT BE GOATS UNLESS THEY ARE GEBQUS. IF MCCARTHY LOVES RADICAL LEFT RODGERS, THAT TELLS ME ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HIM. BOTH VERY BAD MEN.

BREAKING NEWS: WR COOPER KUPP HAS MADE THE CORRECT DECISION AND JOINED GEQBUS IN SEATTLE. A TRUE PATRIOT WHO KNOWS WHAT’S BEST FOR THAT TREMENDOUS CITY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

VIKINGS CLAIM WASTEFUL & FRAUDULENT SPENDING ON GEQBUS & HIS VP COOPER KUPP BUT THIS IS FAKE NEWS. THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED. MCCARTHYISM & FRAUDGERS ARE THE ENEMY WITHIN & KRAZY KWESI & KORRUPT KEVIN ARE PART OF THE DEEP LEAGUE. MINISOTA’S ROSTER IS FULL OF DEI HIRES LIKE JEFFERSON & JORDAN ADDISON.

COOPER KUPP VANCE ELECTED NEW VP IN A LANDSLIDE, FOLKS

QB CONTROVERSY IN SAD FRENCHSISCO - SIGNS MACCARTHY JONES AND GIVES UP ON NEXT SEASON

THE GEQBUS WILL KEEP ILLEGAL FANS FROM CROSSING LUMEN FIELD BORDERS. WHEN SANTA CLARA SENDS ITS PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST.

IS THERE SUCH A THING AS TOO MANY GEQBUS POSTS? TRUE SAMERICANS AND LOYALISTS SAY NO!

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY GEQBUS LOOKS IN HIS NEW UNIFORM????

GERIATRIC GENO IS JEALOUS OF GEQBUS. ERRONEOUSLY CLAIMS TO GEQBUS’ VP BUT GEQBUS DRAINED SEATTLE AND WON THE ELECTION BIGLY!!!!! DISGRACED GENO HAS FLED TO LAS VEGAS.

GEQBUS INAUGURATED IN WASHINGTON!

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE VIKINGS

Like this everyday now. I think they want us to quit

Our center is closing been there for 8 years

It has started

Well this is new...

What the fuck are they doing