How can I make the weave of this fabric follow along the bulges?
How long every president would live if they lived to be the age of Jonathan the tortoise, the oldest living animal in recorded history.
“Death by Choo-Choo”— need more songs
Gen 3 designs are absolutely insane
Gimmick reactions (OC)
Just saw this ad, now they want our eggs!
Borzoi Elegy Part IV: Altar of Ants (64 views, 10 months ago)
Upper Viscera (187 views, 10 months ago)
SPLENDOR (32k views, three years ago)
PIONEER (gore is clearly CGI but hyperrealistic)
this tomato’s entire life took place within the reign of Elizabeth II
There’s a whole series of these sorts of things reciting trite lyrics
“Non Vivo”
Queen Elizabeth could have done fentanyl
The Beatles probably saw an actual beetle at some point
teddy roosevelt had a five-year span where he could have done your mom
Johnny Cash and Trent Reznor had about 5 years where they could have used a Fleshlight together
I will now exclusively be typing in cats
Pokémon Elysium kicks so much ass that it deserves custom box art. Behold.
Incompetent Medical Personnel— I need more song for this one
straight up börkin’ it
/r/PTCGP Trading Post
Who else here has a "rare" favourite Pokémon? E.g. not a starter, legendary or Eeveelution.
Real predictable Grug
