🌵An Austin Reunion (Part 2): The time Nehemiah REALLY needed you to know he’s not gay and told a totally true story about two hot bartenders begging him for a threesome. Also, Wes & Jo go public, Danny gives Mel a sponsored engagement ring, and we roll credits with everyone yelling at each other.

🌵An Austin Reunion (Part 1): The time Rachel apologized for being bullied, Nehemiah asked the studio audience to clap for his assault charges being dropped, Johanna seemed like she’d probably rob a bum again & Big Shot Danny arrived with a nuclear spray tan and a fresh new attitude.

🌵Epilogue - “The Real SXSW”Documentary Reveal Special

🌵 The time Danny, Lacey, Melinda, Johanna, Wes, Nehemiah and Rachel (still only a few hours removed from a massive fight) said goodbye to Austin and the Real World for the very last time. It’s been a fun rewatch, thanks for joining 🫡

🌵 The time the gang decided to have a roommates night their last night in Austin so they could all reminisce and leave as good friends but after a few hours of binge drinking at the Dizzy Rooster Nehemiah snapped and threatened to kill Rachel.

🌵Nehemiah’s In Jail (Part 2): The time it was a 2 for 1 assault special as Nehemiah faced up to a year in prison for mistakenly punching a one-armed sausage purveyor who was just trying to show him where the line started & Wes got belligerently drunk, tore a door down and slapped Rachel in the face

🌵 Nehemiah’s in Jail (Part 1): The time it was the last night to edit the documentary and everyone was counting on Nehemiah so Nehemiah got wasted at the Dizzy Rooster and arrested for assault. Meanwhile Wes makes out with Johanna to trick a shy girl into sleeping with him.

🌵 The time Danny and his transcontinental insecurity put on a show in Costa Rica when he tried to pick a fight with a local who looked at Mel, got hammered and randomly broke up with her for no reason, and woke up the next morning sulking because he wasn’t good enough for Mel, or something.

🌵 The time Wes was in a mood when Leo from the Dizzy Rooster brought over a box of hot dogs for Johanna and then spent the night, but found peace knowing that once Leo realized Johanna was a trainwreck with little to nothing to offer a serious romantic partner he could have her all to himself.

I’m not the demographic for this, but damn it’s awful.

End of Season 28... WOW!

Most likable Austin cast member?

Danny lashes out at Johanna after Melinda’s bitter exit

🌵 The time ‘Steck went over to the house to provide some encouragement a few hours before the big Austin Film Festival premiere of the roommates’ SXSW documentary only to discover that the film was trash and the gang was computer illiterate, resulting in a mad dash to prevent public embarrassment

🌵 The time Lacey was caught saying that Wes thought he was the ugly girl in the house, Danny whined too much, Halifax sucked, Rachel was trash, that the only bad thing about Austin is that it’s surrounded by Texas, and that she actually kind of like hellogoodbye.

🌵 The time boyfriend Erik and a small dog flew cross country to see Rachel only to get the cold shoulder so Lacey gave him a nice pep talk about finding someone less horrible and Wes hatched a scheme to throw him a party at the Dizzy Rooster and invited every groupie to ever jock his nuts.

🌵 The time Steck’ told Danny drinking on the job filming the bands was a bad idea so Danny got drunk on the job and blew off those nerds from Enon, ordered a guy from Halifax so many shots he tried to steal Melinda, and sent the evening home with a possessive meltdown Lacey found to be excessive.

🌵The time it was another successful night of binge drinking as Danny got caught with three girls numbers on his hand after writing Melinda a brief love letter and Johanna got thrown in jail for drunkenly robbing a homeless man after a few too many white wines at the Dizzy Rooster.

Where can I watch real world homecoming new Orleans in Canada?

🌵 The time Larry the Rancher forced Melinda to stand on a horse, threw cow droppings at Wes and and sang an old timey song about his jingle-janglin’ spurs that convinced Wes and Danny to blow up their budding relationships for no reason.

🌵The time Steck’ asked for some effort on SXSW but then Rachel diagnosed herself with PTSD, Nehemiah found a street fight, Danny declared himself computah retahded & Lacey called hellogoodbye just another band of anorexic boys with skinny jeans and womens haircuts singing dumb songs about girls.

Music today is just noise.

🌵 The time Nehemiah was feeling salty because Johanna made out with Wes instead of him so he called Rachel a slüt, Wes a b*tch and Johanna a tramp causing Rachel to wish aloud he would get gunned down in the street and die in his sleep of an aneurism. Danny is wasted and just here for support.

🌵 The time Mel was upset Danny didn’t enthusiastically love bomb her the second he stepped off the plane from his own mothers funeral so she drank ten tequila shots, nearly got alcohol poisoning and needed a hand vomiting, all of which somehow made Danny realize how much he loved her in the end.

🌵The time Wes (who’s never swallowed anything in his life) got a giant head after having sex with a ratty girl he met at the Dizzy Rooster and deluded himself into thinking Johanna’s lack of interest was an elaborate game he could beat her at.