Hey, fatty, sign documents in blue ink to differentiate originals from copies, wanker.

LPT: Sign documents in blue ink to differentiate originals from copies

I once heard at a funeral, before removing brake lines, wedge the brake pedel down. It will keep the fluid from draining the master cylinder, idiot.

LPT before removing brake lines, wedge the brake pedel down. It will keep the fluid from draining the master cylinder.

For crying out loud, spend time on planning your free time, ya bastard.

LPT: Spend time on planning your free time.

Degenerates like you need to know, you can reuse the same email address to register multiple times on the same site. Just add a + before the @, dumdum.

LPT: You can reuse the same email address to register multiple times on the same site. Just add a + before the @.

Verily thou art a fool, buy your chicken in bulk, portion, prep, premarinade and then freeze, my guy.

LPT: Buy your chicken in bulk, portion, prep, premarinade and then freeze.

Listen up, dumbass, if you're an introvert, you don’t need to force yourself to become an extrovert to make friends—just embrace your natural traits, ya little punk.

LPT If you're an introvert, you don’t need to force yourself to become an extrovert to make friends—just embrace your natural traits.

Listen boomer, how to restore size of shirt, dipshit.

LPT how to restore size of shirt?

Uh... sort reviews by most recent when shopping online, goofball.

LPT: Sort reviews by most recent when shopping online

Hey, fatty, planning Trips with Friends, you meat-head.

LPT Planning Trips with Friends

Get it through your thick skull, : Always try the flush and the bidet first when you about to use a new washroom , no matter where. Will save you from future embarrassment, ya mook.

LPT : Always try the flush and the bidet first when you about to use a new washroom , no matter where. Will save you from future embarrassment.

For the last time, hide YouTube Shorts, doodoo head.

LPT: Hide YouTube Shorts

Obviously you don't know this, but keeping fresh apples in the refrigerator can keep them fresh for months, numbskull.

LPT: Keeping fresh apples in the refrigerator can keep them fresh for months.

You don't get it, do you? put your savings into a high yield savings account (It’s free easy money!!!), dumbass.

LPT: Put your savings into a high yield savings account (It’s free easy money!!!)

For crying out loud, hide YouTube Shorts, wanker.

LPT: Hide YouTube Shorts

So it's come to this... please some advice, dosser.

LPT: Please some advice

Put the cookie down and listen up, hide Shorts from YouTube, dumdum.

LPT: Hide Shorts from YouTube

For crying out loud, before buying online from a brand's website, check their active Facebook ads for discount codes, idiot.

LPT: Before buying online from a brand's website, check their active Facebook ads for discount codes.

Jesus Christ--clean your AC condenser unit, Einstein.

LPT: Clean your AC condenser unit!!

Uh... get free lifetime access to US national parks if you have a permanent disability, dipshit.

LPT: Get free lifetime access to US national parks if you have a permanent disability

I once heard at a funeral, laundry - Shake out clothes before putting them in the dryer, ya bastard.

LPT: Laundry - Shake out clothes before putting them in the dryer

Degenerates like you need to know, assign a 'mental reset phrase' to snap out of anxiety spirals, wanker.

LPT: Assign a 'mental reset phrase' to snap out of anxiety spirals.

Look, check the air pressure in your tires, nitwit.

LPT: Check the air pressure in your tires

Only on reddit... if you ever want to know what someone really thinks of you, pay close attention to how their people react and respond to you, you muppet.

LPT: If you ever want to know what someone really thinks of you, pay close attention to how their people react and respond to you

I can't believe I have to say this, but request: how do I stop bedtime procrastination, idiot.

LPT request: how do I stop bedtime procrastination

Uh... keep a "Done List" Alongside Your To-Do List for a Morale Boost, doodoo head.

LPT: Keep a "Done List" Alongside Your To-Do List for a Morale Boost