Found a fingernail in my taquitos

Wth kinda family is this?!?!

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.

My daughters Girl Scout Council finally let them race Pinewood Derby cars. I’m a single mom and shes ASD… we worked hard and we WON! My baby girl is so proud of herself. No trophy can win her that! ❤️🏁

I ordered 4 missing screws from IKEA. I got 3. There is a hole in the package.

A couple of car salesmen in front of the White House

The toilet at the McDonald’s I work at is broken (literally)

Scientists developed autonomous drones that can fly in the air and dive underwater

What a maneuver!

Instead of a jungle gym, McDonald's Play Place is just two screens...

Didnt you all take health class?

My hotel's room shower knobs made an unbearable high-pitch noise while turned on.

Maybe we can sit down and have a few beers

Paw-some Makeover

The state vegetable of New Jersey is a tomato, but tomatoes are fruits! ;(

Why does my holiday gas station cup leak within 20 minutes of buying it.

An army colonel arrives at the new base he’s been assigned to manage

I opened this brand new box of Girl Scout cookies. The box was one cookie short.

I forgot I was boiling eggs 😑

This crack on the side of my headphones. It keeps pushing plastic into the side of my head.

What happened?

When world leaders met today. Prime Minister Keir Starmer: we must meet this moment together, to guarantee the best outcome for Ukraine. To protect European security and to secure our collective future.

This empty jar of pickles my mom has had sitting around for a month. Smells rank and is rock solid.

Neighbors won’t stop driving through my yard

Look how my pizza arrived 🥲