[WP] “I swear that evil witch will be th-“ “Watch how you speak about my wife.” “No she’s literally an evil witch.” “I know, I just didn’t appreciate your tone when you said it.”

[WP] You are a really bored immortal so you decide that you’re going to become the worst villain in history. 100 years later you’ll be the savior to help humanity, all just to continue this cycle.

[WP] You are suddenly sent into a parallel universe where running wasn’t a thing, to this world you are the “runner” the only being capable of moving faster than closing elevator.

[WP] You’re trap. You married your childhood best friend not knowing she had severe case of DID and one of her personalities is a dangerous killer threatening you to stay with her or she will kill you in your sleep. Your best friend doesn’t know that, and she never will.

[WP] Your ex girlfriend became the most powerful human overnight. She has become the most popular superhero and thinks that will help her win you back, it doesn’t.

[WP] For the past 21 years of your life, you have been the world’s unluckiest human being alive. Suddenly after getting into an official relationship with your “weird” girlfriend, you’re now the luckiest human ever. This leads you to discovering your girlfriend is in fact “Lady Luck”🍀