official OFFICIAL goblin thread

To all the goons and goblins: do not let up. No matter how many losers dm you what you’re doing is wrong & immoral. Don’t let those pussy whipped babies get to you. Goblin army must rise up , and stop at no costs!

IF you’re interested in becoming an official goblin , dm me your application. We’re building our army!

We as goblins must unite to take down all the giveaways. We hide in the shadows, but strike like a snake when it’s time. As a real deal goblin , I’ve seen first hand just how many people on this app are virgin babies. The crying , the whining , the weeping. I’ve seen it all, and we’re here to make it worse.

I know you virgin babies are gonna be reading this , so go get some poon & find peace with your life. It’s time stop acting like that. Worry about your own problems , not the great goblins. Like my great friend Donald John Trump said “Unite to win , divide to conquer” which we as goblins will are doing so flawlessly right now. So give yourselves a pat on the back.

AGAIN , if YOU are interested in becoming an official goblin & want access to the official goblin discord , dm me your application. Any NEW goblins will undergo training with our seasoned goblin crew. (SGC)