The power bill was $800 this month 🤓

“Good Guy” Here 👋 (I don’t refer to myself as a goblin because theres tiers to this)

There ain’t shit wrong with coming in very last second and sniping a buyer giveaway AND taking it away from the buyers. Nothing … and I MEAN NOTHING has a greater feeling than that. And when the seller shits his panties & starts going a-wall is just… muah , perfecto👌🧑‍🍳

I used to be a greasy little goblin without connections & ties , that shit is for the BIRDS man. Cause if a seller ever decides they want to start throwing a hissy fit , that’s okay. They can , because we’ll always have the last laugh. Watching them self-destruct without even knowing it is a treat in-itself.

Idk if you understand me here , but , the app has been figured out. so I look at everything as if it’s mine in a way. Likeeeee when a seller starts a hissy fit when a lil ole goblin wins … that’s okay like I said. Because your account WILL be gone due to YOUR actions , and that’s not due to the lil ole goblin reporting once or twice … lol. Which is what most of the goblins do , but that’s been obselete for quite awhile now.

Think of it like this: “We’re” the F15E eagles of whatnot. What’s the F15 KD Ratio? 105:0. We take everything , & anything we want without LOOSING. The people you refer to as “goblins” are the MIG-23’s , F-4 Phantoms of the “skies” , nailing a few targets every now & then but mostly getting SHOT down by AIM-9s from OUR F-15s. The goblins are garbage is what I’m trying to say lol.

So while you sellers worry about the “goblins” theres us who go undetected , and it’ll stay that way. Let’s not get started about our “troops on the ground” those are the REAL MVPs. They get all the work done.

Before you could blacklist the goblins WE’VE already blacklisted YOU! So if one of us ever goes mentally insane and starts entering them bullshit buyer giveaways like the ones you probably do , they’ll be saved because you’ll be blocked.

Also my opinion on people like you caring SO MUCH about who wins a giveaway: you’re miserable with your life and that’s okay. like I said , I take no greater pleasure than shitting on buyers and taking their win , because I deserve it. They do not , if they DID so happen to win (which is statistically impossible 🤭😉) then maybe it’s just meant to be , but for the instances they don’t , it warms my heart every time. So far this month , I’ve gotten 80/80 (remember the F15? We don’t loose here) of my wins to show up , some sellers were getting reallllll ballsy and refusing to send but we got that squared away real quick :) These 80 wins aren’t free singles , free stickers , etc …. btw. That’s for the goblins like I said which you sellers waste your time with. ONE of those wins is some shit a “goblin” could only dream of winning.

P.S. you can keep your dogshit giveaway

P.P.S it’s good having ties within whatnot so we too can know what’s coming.