Eating oatmeal dry is the superior method.

Cooked oatmeal is disgusting and honestly overall unappetizing. It’s mushy and just looks like slop, it’s either too hot or too cold. Ripping open a packet of oatmeal and eating it straight out of the pack should be the standard. Bonus you save dishes and don’t have to scrap hardened oatmeal out of a bowl if you didn’t wash it out right away.

Edit: I have found my people in the comments. And some of you… some of you just don’t see the vision. Enjoy your weird mush.