Embarrassing but true, on my first watch through, I was waiting to see how they’d reveal that this guy was secretly Catherine

So I had been spoiled on the Catherine twist, that she returns to Twin Peaks disguised as a Japanese businessman. But, I didn’t know what she’d look like or when she specifically returned. Whenever they showed this guy lurking in the background, eyeing cooper suspiciously, attacking Pete, or watching Josie and Harry through the window, I was just thinking “how the fuck is that Catherine? Where could she have got such a perfect disguise?”

I was just waiting for the dramatic scene where she would reveal her elaborate ploy, the secret resources nobody knew she had. I was wondering whether they’d go with a natural or supernatural explanation. Maybe Catherine has access to some Mission Impossible style facemask. Alternatively, perhaps her disguise is some sort of magic spell, a secret of the Black Lodge that can fool everyone’s visions.

Then Catherine actually showed up with her big goofy mustache and everything made a lot more sense.