We need the Trump Gaza DLC now! 🤣
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGhfpgHsOg6/?utm_source=ig_web_button_native_share
Presidente, your mission is to transform a war-torn strip of beach into the bigly-est tourist resort!
Special conditions:
- Frequent rebel attacks when bulldozing existing structures
- Minus 75 relations with Middle East. Minus 50 with EU. Plus 75 with Russia.
- Multiple Presidential Traits: Corrupt, Manipulative.
- Limited powers: decisions are subject to approval from new assistant, Penultimusk.
Note: this guy's plans for Gaza are no joke. I just think it's valuable to laugh at him while resisting. 🇵🇸