What's the point of Santa Claus?

A big fat flop who's full of flaws. Jesus is king, he's just a pawn. No one will miss him when he's gone. No one over 8 believes he's real, the world thinks he's a lie. And his wife's side-piece is Jerry (he's an elf.) And Tim Allen plays him better than himself (Tim Allen!!) It's weird how he was made by Coca-Cola- corn syrup's favorite son. He's just a corporate stooge, who lives up on an ice cube