"I want to show you something...underneath my pants. It starts with a 'p' and ends in an 's.'"

Any Erik Thornton fans in here? Apart from being a master at riddles, he has one of the funniest and most incoherent chat logs ("it shoot white stuff if that is ok").

You have to at least give him credit for his Interplanetary journey -- Jupiter is quite a ways to travel to meet a 14-year-old. He was even able to bring an entire mini bar with like ten types of alcohol with him!