Went to work today kuntz? Sucked in.

I called in sick, sittin home with no clothes on, winnie blue and vb in hand since 8am gettin a blowie and watchin pornhub. Breckie bong at 9am and smashed by 10 meanwhile u fukt cunse are at work, shoulda called in sick too.

Live like a mad cunt: Fuck work, drink beer. Get gobs, smoke bongs, play cod, fuck the boss and the job, bunch of dogs.