Today I made a drink so disgusting, it made me physically ill and I threw up.

I've made my fair share of drinks straight from the loins of some eldritch horror, but this one...this one got to me. It was a trenta mango dragonfruit lemonade with almond milk, a shot, and pumpkin cold foam on top. As I was making it the almond milk immediately separated into murky colonoscopy water. My stomach dropped and I started to feel dizzy.

We were getting rushed, but I knew that I was a dead woman walking already. I excused myself and went into the restroom to hurl. It was near the end of my shift and I was going to be leaving in a few minutes anyway...lucky for them!

Customers that insist on tossing tiktok's salad: just stop. Please.