You can do a number 4 in the toilet

What is a number 4? Well if we look at the states of matter, number 1 is liquid, number 2 is solid/liquid, number 3 is gas (stick with me here), number 4 is the fourth state of matter - plasma. Yes, you heard me right, plasma.

You can blast a load of superheated brown plasma in the can. The downside is that it'll destroy your poor asshole, unless you sing a few lines from Bohemian Rhapsody, specifically "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me."

Nobody knows about your secret power, but a certain Belgian detective has been investigating a series of bathroom-related crimes against humanity and is hot on your tail. Good luck, you're gonna need it.