“I’m gonna talk to your manager”

Like I give a fuck. My managers care as much about me as they do about you, not at all. Good luck with your pointless fucking complaint.

“Can you help me find the olive oil!”

“Im not sure actually it isn’t my department you’ll have to ask someone else.”

“Thanks you’re supperrrr helpful, not like that’s your job or anything.”

“Im busy, ask someone else.”

“WHATS YOUR NAME? IM TELLING THE MANAGER ABOUT THIS.”

Go for it.