Were anyone else’s parents really, um, weird about puberty and sexual development?

I grew up both AMAB and very evangelical so my experiences are likely not applicable for all folks in here but a lot about my childhood has been eating at me and I’m curious to know the perspectives of other folks in this sub, or to know who else may have gone through what did:

-extreme preoccupation with the possibility that I was looking at pornography (when I was like 8 years old and mostly just looking up Pokémon cheat codes)

-both parents willingly giving me sports illustrated swimsuit magazines (essentially just straight up soft core porn) when I was like 10 or 11. This was mostly spearheaded by my dad but my mom knew and approved

-weird obsession with “not coming across as gay” (my apologies to any LGBTQ+ folks in this sub) and when I say weird obsession I mean completely inane things like Facebook language settings or wearing a mood ring

-threats of genital inspection. This was rare but they made good on this threat on occasion and when the memory resurfaced not too long ago I had to excuse myself from my work cube bc I was that convinced I was going to throw up

-constant questions about “don’t you think so and so is cute” followed by concern when I would reply “yeah I guess so.” I can think of at least one occasion where my dad just straight up said hey check out that girls huge tits as a teenager, and a separate one where my mom said “what red blooded American teenager wouldn’t find x girl attractive” and x girl was literally just someone at my piano recital

-undue concern about my lack of dating life as a teenager and early adult. I distinctly recall my mom saying on a handful of occasions “you know I talked about it with my friends and it’s really weird that you aren’t dating anyone” which they would follow up with it’s fine if your gay you know. It, of course, would not have actually been fine if I was gay

Is what I experienced common? Or worth the discomfort I experience around romance and sexuality now? Or am I just trauma dumping into the void here lolol