Go burbs

Because all these fucking assholes from the suburbs are coming to the city (point breeze anyway) parking illegally and leaving their fucking beer cans (bought outside the city) and china ass eagles gear all over the streets as litter. Literally go fuck yourselves all the way back home.

Philly isn't a place for you to come have fun and trash the place. Fuck all the way off.

Edit: I'll die on this hill. Have fun either being trash or leaving trash. Probably both; dickhead.