Comment a witty pinoy joke/pick-up line - best one will win ₱100 GCash!

Help guys! Baka may naiisip kayo jan na witty pinoy joke or pick-up line, comment niyo lang then pili ako ng best one. Yung may pinakamaraming upvotes by tomorrow, sesendan ko ₱100 GCash hahaha

Sample from x (@/leesvt)

Ang taho ba ay kinakain o iniinom? Sinisigaw!!

Smthn like that haha help need q sa work ito at nahihirapan din ako mag-isip 😂 baka may witty rito, help naman oh hhaha