I have Tingyun stuff all over my new apartment and my mom is paying a visit, am I cooked?

Guys, I need help. 2 months ago I moved to this apartment and my mom is visiting me soon. The problem is that I don't think I can cover for myself before she comes. I filled my apartment with Tingyun and I don't think my Asian mom will ever like that. I can put away the Tingyun mousepad. It has an image of her getting backshots (from me, yes I self-insert). But I don't have a place to put my 1:1 Tingyun figurine, and to top it up, she has removable clothes and I can't find them somehow. That's not the only issue. One time I got too horny and called people over to paint art of Tingyun squirting onto my walls (yes, multiple of them). One of them even has a hole on the Tingyussy... And don't even get me started with the Tingyun shrine, I can't ever get rid of that. I'd rather snap my neck to end it all than to miss a day of praying to the foxussy. I did put away my hard-as-a-rock Tingyun bodypillow with the hazmat suit I got in the closet. I think it's no use though, because I can't hide the smell coming from it. When she opens my closet, she will also find the Tingyun cosplay (with the tail buttplug included) and I will be DEAD. I can't even get her anything to drink because ALL the mugs I own have Tingyun art on them. She's gonna fucking kill me. Please send help before it's too late.