I made a Tingyun copypasta. Read at your own risk

It was a sunny day, and like any other day, I would open the 5 images of Tingyun on my phone to jerk off. But I've been jorking my nuts to them for a while. So I looked at the expensive nsfw Tingyun figurine that I secretly bought 5 months ago (it has removeable clothing). "It's finally time", I said. The poor figurine didn't know what was going to happen to it. But before that, I prayed to the Tingyun shrine while begging for forgiveness. After that I started jorking my nuts like there was no tomorrow. I was going to get my Tingyun bodypillow, but the stench coming from it drove me off. When I was almost done, I heard my mom walking to my room. My door was unlocked, and it was too late. There was no way to salvage the situation. So I jumped off the window, my jizz flew everywhere while I was still in the air. I broke a few bones and was taken to the hospital.