What is the best worst card?

You may be asking yourself, “what does best worst mean?” Well, it’s the classic “so bad it’s good” type of thing. Think The Room, or Troll 2, or Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. The truly awful cards that are either so useless that the surprise factor makes them useful, so unplayable that it becomes fun to improvise around your introduced weakness, or just so unbelievably terrible that you have to wonder “who thought this was a good idea?”

I’d love to laugh at some true garbage.