What’s your most embarrassing moment on a motorcycle?

Today I saw a couple people I know with a large group of people on the path, I had been practicing wheelies recently so I gave it a go to show off, bad idea. Ended up rev bombing my bike and dropping the clutch which in return did absolutely nothing and just looked like some twat revving and then jolting forward while shuffling on the seat to get comfortable again. But that’s just today, worse one was riding in the rain through my town, went round a tiny bend at just below 5mph and ended up stacking it then causing a traffic jam whilst asking people to help pick up my bike with me. Ahhh horrible memories haha