Want to find a way to join the MAGA movement

I’ve been watching the news unfold, everything is getting worse. The stock market is down the toilet, grocery prices are way up, government departments are being gutted, they’re working to deport green card residents due to protesting and there’s no end in sight.

There’s so much horrible shit happening on a near daily basis and I’m feeling like if I can’t beat them, join them.

My problem is that I can’t just shake these things like human empathy, object permanence and the ability to tell when people are making obvious lies.

Is there a way I can dumb myself down to the level of the average MAGA worshipper?

Can I just go on a 4 year long drinking bender? Can I be partially lobotomised or is there a way I can dumb myself down to the point where I can accept anything that I’m told and be dumb enough to just be happy?