Magic players whine too much!! Standard has so many viable decks to choose from!!

You can even brew new decks with powerful cards such as: Up the Beanstalk, Caretakers Talents, Up The Beanstalk, Monstrous rage, This town ain't big enough, Up the Beanstalk, Stock up (preferably with Up the Beanstalk, The mouse package (if you include monstrous rage), This town ain't big enough, This town ain't big enough again, and finally, up the beanstalk!