Minecraft crashing from OpenAL

If Minecraft ever crashes for you with an error like

#
# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
#  SIGFPE (0x8) at pc=0x00007fb586c9fb4d, pid=1026061, tid=1029892
#
# JRE version: OpenJDK Runtime Environment (17.0.9+8) (build 17.0.9+8)
# Java VM: OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (17.0.9+8, mixed mode, tiered, compressed oops, compressed class ptrs, g1 gc, linux-amd64)
# Problematic frame:
# C  [libopenal.so+0x9fb4d]
#
# Core dump will be written. Default location: Core dumps may be processed with "/usr/lib/systemd/systemd-coredump %P %u %g %s %t %c %h" (or dumping to /home/raptorox/.local/share/PrismLauncher/instances/SteamPunk [LPS]/minecraft/core.1026061)
#
# If you would like to submit a bug report, please visit:
#   https://bugreport.java.com/bugreport/crash.jsp
#

then it should be easily fixable by setting drivers=pulse inside of ~/.alsoftrc