[S1] Do y’all remember that homeless woman?

Remember how she said she had lived in Arcadia Bay for “A thousand years”? What if she literally has lived there for a thousand years, and she’s a superhuman like Max whose powers are just aging really really slowly like Wolverine?

Especially since she mentions how the Prescotts once did “good things for the town” but according to a letter from the 1900s, they were still total scumbags even then. So what if she was alive in a time even before that?

Honestly, this would just add even more depth to her and the world of LiS. Like, if this hc is/were true, I’d love to see a little side story like a comic or novel or something exploring her long life in the bay and how she changed along with the town.