Full Jackie Treehorn Logjammin’ screenplay

FADE IN:

INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT

The doorbell BUZZES. BUNNY LEBOWSKI, lounging casually, glances toward the door with exaggerated boredom.

BUNNY: (aloof) It’s open.

The door swings open dramatically. KARL HUNGUS enters, toolbox in hand, his accent thick and his demeanor overly confident.

KARL HUNGUS: Hello, I am expert.

Bunny eyes him skeptically.

BUNNY: You here to fix the cable?

Karl grins broadly, setting down his toolbox with flair.

KARL HUNGUS: Ja, I am here to fix the cable.

He opens the toolbox slowly, pulling out tools with exaggerated precision. Bunny watches, amused yet detached.

BUNNY: You gonna fix it, or just stand there and flex?

Karl pauses, surprised, then chuckles, shrugging lightly.

KARL HUNGUS: Maybe little bit of both.

He moves toward the TV, dramatically inspecting the cables.

KARL HUNGUS: Ah, big problem here.

BUNNY: Oh?

KARL HUNGUS: Cable is jammed, very logjammed. But don’t worry—I know how to handle it.

He theatrically adjusts a cable. Static clears instantly, the screen flickering to life.

Bunny smirks, mildly impressed.

BUNNY: You weren’t kidding.

Karl grins triumphantly, packing up his toolbox.

KARL HUNGUS: I am expert.

He heads for the door, pausing dramatically.

KARL HUNGUS: Call anytime. Cable gets logjammed often.

Bunny chuckles as he exits with flair.

FADE OUT.