Seeking absolute crackhead decklists - nolands, sagas tribal, etc.

Hey guys, I want your worst absolute face palm inducing decklists that cause people to go "my guy", and walk away before turn one. I've already built "no lands" and a saga tribal, price is absolutely no object and I'm committed to making the most wacky decks. I'm looking for gimmics that just ruin the game. Yeah I've done slime against humanity etc but I want to see what crazy builds you've made.