A lifetime guarantee of never getting into a car accident, never getting cancer, or never dying by an act of violence or random accident

God gives you 1 of 3 options to make your life a little bit easier

  • You will never get into a car accident of any kind. In a car or not, any automobile of any kind wont hurt or kill you. That means if your friend is driving you can be sure an accident won’t happen while you’re the passenger

  • you will never contract cancer. No matter your age or exposure to radiation. If you currently have cancer it goes away. You can choose just one person in your life to also be invulnerable to cancer

  • you will will never die by an act of violence or a random accident. You can’t be mangled or permanently paralyzed or held against your will and tortured. Basically violence and the randomness of life doesn’t apply to you.

What do you pick?