500k per year, but you must eat a live mouse without utensils or assistance every 6 months

It is a 500k salary post-tax, paid once each year

If you do not eat your biannual mouse you immediately stop receiving payments and cannot restart, one and done

The mouse is an adult deer mouse. You are guaranteed to not get any mouse-bourne illnesses from eating it, however this does not include digestion complications due to bones or fur. Your own mastication procedures have influence on that; you are only protected from illnesses that would come as a result of a mouse being in your mouth.

You cannot use any utensils, condiments, or preparation. The mouse must be alive the first time it enters your mouth and for the first bite, if it dies as a result of subsequent bites that is okay. You are allowed a single bottle (16oz) of water to help wash it down.

In theory no one needs to know you do this, it can be done in private and you can come up with your own excuses for how you came into such money. The IRS considers you up-to-date on all income taxes automatically and you will not be audited.

That's it. Would you eat a live mouse twice a year for a ridiculous salary?

Edited to add: You must keep the mouse down for at least 10 minutes. You can vomit after that if you don't want the mouse nutrition.