What a waste Howard!

Howard Stern—what a waste of success! Hundreds of millions of dollars not being spent just because he's so self-conscious about what others may think of him. My God, what a waste! Take advantage of the opportunity—you have been blessed. Don't squander the experience.

Godspeed, Howard Stern—you deserve it. And fuck everybody; at this point in your life, people’s opinions are irrelevant. Take that beautiful wife, Beth, and go make memorable moments together.

Life is too short, and you have a rare opportunity to expedite experiencing what the world has to offer in the short amount of time we are here.