Two Steps Ahead, Always Two Steps Ahead
Hasan Fans Prove They Lack Even Basic Media Literacy—Two Steps Ahead, Always Two Steps Ahead
In what can only be described as a complete failure of reading comprehension, Hasan Piker’s fans have once again exposed themselves—not just as humorless, but as fundamentally incapable of recognizing basic satire.
I set out on a simple experiment: release a blatantly exaggerated article mocking Hasan’s $2,000 gaming chair and see who could tell it was a joke. Instead of responding with laughter or ignoring it altogether, Hasan’s fanbase reacted with pure rage, personal attacks, and conspiracy theories about chair ownership.
It wasn’t just that they missed the joke—they launched an all-out assault against an imaginary enemy, proving that if something even vaguely criticizes Hasan, they lose all cognitive function.
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
The Most Deranged Hasan Defenses
Faced with the horror of an internet joke, Hasan fans flooded the comments with bizarre justifications, misplaced anger, and desperate attempts to make a $2,000 gaming chair sound like a necessity for the working class.
“Spending $2000 on furniture you use all day every day is nothing special.”
“When did being a socialist = spending no money?”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
The Most Unhinged Attacks
Unable to cope with the fact that someone dared to joke about Hasan’s spending, some fans defaulted to personal insults, diagnoses, and conspiracy theories.
“Imagine being this insanely online, this is mental illness manifest.”
“What the fuck has this sub become.. Jesus christ guys wake up.”
“I’m so confused. Is this sarcasm?”
“Thats it. Im officially a fallen fan. Bye yall ill be on snark if you need me.”
“You guys need to touch grass.”
“OP is just mad and needs to log off.”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
And Then… They Brought Up Destiny
When backed into a corner with no argument left, Hasan fans defaulted to a classic: If you criticize Hasan, you must be a Destiny fan.
“Why are you active in that sex pest’s subreddit?”
“Active in r/destiny.”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
The Most Obvious Satire They Still Took Seriously
Despite everything, Hasan fans kept arguing with a joke.
“Big Chair™”
“The People’s Gaming Throne™”
“The chair is an Oppressive Construct.”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
Final Verdict: Hasan and His Fans Are a Lost Cause
This chair experiment exposed a deep, embarrassing truth about Hasan’s fanbase:
• They lack humor.
• They lack critical thinking.
• They default to personal attacks when they run out of arguments.
• They bring up Destiny when all else fails.
And here’s the thing—Hasan definitely cares. His entire online persona is built on reacting to what people say about him, even when it’s painfully stupid. The man spent days arguing about whether rich people should be allowed to own houses while sitting in one. The odds that he hasn’t seen The People’s Gaming Throne™ discourse are slim to none.
But maybe that’s what makes his fans the way they are.
These are people who genuinely believe they are engaged in serious political activism by watching a millionaire talk over YouTube clips for 12 hours a day. People who will defend luxury purchases as proletarian necessities because it allows them to maintain the delusion that they are part of some grand, righteous movement instead of chronically online spectators to an influencer’s wealth accumulation.
Hasan himself is no better. If his fanbase is a lost cause, it’s only because he is too.
This is a man who critiques the wealthy while living like them, whose audience worships him for repeating things they already agree with, and whose biggest talent is pretending he’s frustrated about issues he will never do anything to fix.
He is not a revolutionary. He is a brand. A human algorithm, perfectly tuned to monetize outrage while never taking a meaningful risk. His audience mistakes passive consumption for activism, and Hasan is more than happy to let them.
And at the center of it all is Hasan himself, a man who once had the potential to be interesting, now reduced to a human reaction clip, forever farming outrage for profit while pretending he still stands for something.
Next time Hasan fans try to act like they’re the smartest people in the room—just remind them they spent an entire day defending a millionaire’s gaming chair.
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
Also, Hasan’s glasses don’t have a prescription. He just likes the way they look.
Hasan Fans Prove They Lack Even Basic Media Literacy—Two Steps Ahead, Always Two Steps Ahead
In what can only be described as a complete failure of reading comprehension, Hasan Piker’s fans have once again exposed themselves—not just as humorless, but as fundamentally incapable of recognizing basic satire.
I set out on a simple experiment: release a blatantly exaggerated article mocking Hasan’s $2,000 gaming chair and see who could tell it was a joke. Instead of responding with laughter or ignoring it altogether, Hasan’s fanbase reacted with pure rage, personal attacks, and conspiracy theories about chair ownership.
It wasn’t just that they missed the joke—they launched an all-out assault against an imaginary enemy, proving that if something even vaguely criticizes Hasan, they lose all cognitive function.
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
The Most Deranged Hasan Defenses
Faced with the horror of an internet joke, Hasan fans flooded the comments with bizarre justifications, misplaced anger, and desperate attempts to make a $2,000 gaming chair sound like a necessity for the working class.
“Spending $2000 on furniture you use all day every day is nothing special.”
“When did being a socialist = spending no money?”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
The Most Unhinged Attacks
Unable to cope with the fact that someone dared to joke about Hasan’s spending, some fans defaulted to personal insults, diagnoses, and conspiracy theories.
“Imagine being this insanely online, this is mental illness manifest.”
“What the fuck has this sub become.. Jesus christ guys wake up.”
“I’m so confused. Is this sarcasm?”
“Thats it. Im officially a fallen fan. Bye yall ill be on snark if you need me.”
“You guys need to touch grass.”
“OP is just mad and needs to log off.”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
And Then… They Brought Up Destiny
When backed into a corner with no argument left, Hasan fans defaulted to a classic: If you criticize Hasan, you must be a Destiny fan.
“Why are you active in that sex pest’s subreddit?”
“Active in r/destiny.”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
The Most Obvious Satire They Still Took Seriously
Despite everything, Hasan fans kept arguing with a joke.
“Big Chair™”
“The People’s Gaming Throne™”
“The chair is an Oppressive Construct.”
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
Final Verdict: Hasan and His Fans Are a Lost Cause
This chair experiment exposed a deep, embarrassing truth about Hasan’s fanbase:
• They lack humor.
• They lack critical thinking.
• They default to personal attacks when they run out of arguments.
• They bring up Destiny when all else fails.
And here’s the thing—Hasan definitely cares. His entire online persona is built on reacting to what people say about him, even when it’s painfully stupid. The man spent days arguing about whether rich people should be allowed to own houses while sitting in one. The odds that he hasn’t seen The People’s Gaming Throne™ discourse are slim to none.
But maybe that’s what makes his fans the way they are.
These are people who genuinely believe they are engaged in serious political activism by watching a millionaire talk over YouTube clips for 12 hours a day. People who will defend luxury purchases as proletarian necessities because it allows them to maintain the delusion that they are part of some grand, righteous movement instead of chronically online spectators to an influencer’s wealth accumulation.
Hasan himself is no better. If his fanbase is a lost cause, it’s only because he is too.
This is a man who critiques the wealthy while living like them, whose audience worships him for repeating things they already agree with, and whose biggest talent is pretending he’s frustrated about issues he will never do anything to fix.
He is not a revolutionary. He is a brand. A human algorithm, perfectly tuned to monetize outrage while never taking a meaningful risk. His audience mistakes passive consumption for activism, and Hasan is more than happy to let them.
And at the center of it all is Hasan himself, a man who once had the potential to be interesting, now reduced to a human reaction clip, forever farming outrage for profit while pretending he still stands for something.
Next time Hasan fans try to act like they’re the smartest people in the room—just remind them they spent an entire day defending a millionaire’s gaming chair.
Two steps ahead. Always two steps ahead.
Also, Hasan’s glasses don’t have a prescription. He just likes the way they look.