This is why your rounds are 6 hours long

These people are the worst type of golfers, ones who take zero responsibility for ruining everybody else's experience. They claim to understand the importance of pace of play but do nothing about it. This course warns you several times on your cart screen if you're falling behind pace.

If you're still slow, the marshall tells you too. These people just can never be in the wrong in their mind. The insolence to go and post a 1-star review on Google because a poor experience caused by themselves is superb narcissism.