"There's no programming involved as such, just a handful of IF statements!"

Yeah the title is an actual copy and paste from an email from a client that I recieved. They'd decided they wanted a web based game converted to native and put on the App & Play stores, as well as some new features but they didn't want to spend more than a couple of hundred $.

What's the most clueless client / boss / other you've ever dealt with in the game industry?