What is the wildest 'trigger warning' pages you've ever read? (Possible NSFW, spoilers)

Another day of casually scrolling through social media, I saw that second image. Okay, I thought, it seems a relatively normal 'trigger warnings' page for a dark romance.

Until I read "dismemberment", "desecration of a corpse", and "improper use of a thigh bone". What?? According to the comments of that post, it's not what it looks like. Fair enough, let's not jump to conclusions.

Unfortunately for my dreams (now all nightmares), I saw someone posted in the comments the first image. I never imagined I would read the phrase "spider play", and I don't even want to imagine what that may look like.

So, anyway, since we talk a lot about darker themes and books on this sub, I thought where could I find better (and more hilarious) recommendations.