[meme] Join Tartaros today for amazing benefits!

Dark mages! Have you ever wanted more in life? Have you ever wanted to be something, to devote your life to something truly worthwhile? Do you want to serve our dark Lord Zeref? Enlist in the ranks of Tartaros today, and all that and more will be yours! At Tartaros, we offer a wide range of benefits such as full dental coverage,tuition and housing assistance, demonic enhancement, and guaranteed employment! We also prioritize having a diverse workforce with a thorough and steadfast demon resources department. Humans, haven't you ever wanted to transcend your own mortality and weakness? We here at Tartaros understand and are here to help you! With our state of the art laboratory, we can help you shed your human skin and feel the unholy embrace of our dark Lord Zeref! Dark mages, demons, humans, all will be welcomed with open arms within our ranks, and remember, all we do we do for Zeref!

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