What was the craziest thing in your patriarchal blessing?

I never got my patriarchal blessing because even as a fully indoctrinated child it seemed creepy and way too intense of an experience.

Now I regret it a little because I think it would be fun to laugh at/look back on. Which brings me to my question.

If you got a patriarchal blessing what really stood out to you/was the craziest shit you read? I am SO curious. Tell me everything.