Weirdest thing you heard a Pastor say?

My pastor would say stuff like: (TW) trans people should be called he-shes (and the church laughed with him) or saying he welcomes LGBT people into the church because there’s nothing god cannot fix. Or when he said (TW) women who get abortions are severely more likely to unalive because they feel the guilt from Jesus.

I just thought, what does that have to do with anything, seriously?

I genuinely believe pastors are all victims of their own narcissism but that’s a separate conversation. Anyway, what nonsense did you hear a pastor say?