Have you ever made your own booze before??
A few years ago I was living in the rural and unemployed. I learned online how to make homemade wine very easily and for cheap. I even used foodstamps for the resources. You just need 100% juice, sugar, and yeast and let it sit for about 2 weeks. Although it tasted really bad it did get you drunk and felt rewarding getting drunk off your own creation.
Thought I would put the idea out there if there was any drinkers struggling to get a drunk on. Juice is like $3 and yeast like $1. Make like 4 or so at a time and keep making more as you drink them.
I'd look up youtube videos (How to make pruno/hooch aka prison wine) to see the process but super duper simple. I thought grape juice tasted way too gross but apple juice seemed slightly better. Haven't tried any other juices.