what ridiculous nicknames do you have for your dog?

my 7r old big chunky lab, i nicknamed “big stink” which has morphed over time into stinky winky, moo a wink, stink a wink and stoop a wink ????? I swear its like an out of body experience, and some cuteness aggression entity takes over. i have 4 dogs, and when i refer to all of them, i call them my squiggly wigglies or whoopie pies. someone PLEASE tell me im not alone in this cringey strangeness